REGINA – After consuming a large Diet Coke during the commercials, trivia game and previews local man Desmond Mathune spent the entirety of his two hour movie watching experience thinking about how badly he needs to go pee.
“I’ll just go during a boring part,” said Mathune to himself despite the fact that he has never seen the movie before, and therefore has no idea when a boring part will come up.
“Oh god dammit,” he added as the act II climax took place in front of a raging waterfall.
What began as a somewhat pressing desire to urinate as the opening titles appeared on screen had, by the end, become so urgent that Mathune could not even tell you any of the character’s names, but could tell you exactly how many bathrooms were depicted in the film.
“I liked it. The action was good and a bunch of the jokes landed. What did you think?” said Mathune to his girlfriend as he knocked several people over in a mad dash to get to a urinal.
Once he finally reached the Men’s Room Mathune spent about half the movie’s run time peeing while letting out a satisfied ‘ahhhhhhhh.’