Mid-level drug dealer announces bid for Ontario PC leadership - The Beaverton
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Mid-level drug dealer announces bid for Ontario PC leadership

– A successful mid-level hash dealer named Doug Ford has announced his leadership bid for the Progressive .

The entrepreneur made the announcement earlier today among , , and pushers.

“To my supporters and customers, thank you for believing in me,” said the businessman. “I have gotten to know many of you in the basements and dark alleys throughout the province. For years, Kathleen Wynne and the Liberals have not been giving Ontarians a fair cut in the deal.”

The man who is responsible for keeping Etobicoke well supplied in the 1980s said that he didn’t want to see the PCs into the hands of the Colombian elites.

Ford touted his strong business skills, being the primary employer of young people, and has an intimidating presence that “you don’t want to fuck with.”

Some of Ford’s promises includes lowering taxes, hydro bills, and never getting high on his own stash.