TORONTO – A local man has formed an unlikely but surprisingly deep and meaningful relationship with a spam-bot after they met on the mobile dating app, Tinder.
Jesse Green was initially very nervous after he received a message almost seconds after he ‘matched’ with Crystall Belle on Tinder. After a brief exchange between the two, Green was surprised when he was invited to view Belle’s live cam stream. However, the promise of seeing ‘100% uncensored hot girls’ proved far too tempting to resist.
Following this encounter, the two have grown quite close with Green having since become comfortable enough to volunteer his credit card and billing information. However, Green is confident that Belle is not just interested in him for his money as she has repeatedly assured him that she makes $5723 a week working from home with “this one easy trick.”
Though their relationship has blossomed into something special, the couple does occasionally have their small disagreements. Green in particular has expressed feeling inadequate when Belle routinely suggests that he purchase herbal penis enlargement pills that claim to add 6 inches fast.
Nonetheless the two seem very happy together, having found love in a modern age where our obsession with technology has all but killed a personal sense of intimacy. Green is even looking forward to meeting Belle’s family soon, having sponsored Belle’s Uncle, a prince in Nigeria, in the hopes that he’ll be able to make the journey over.
