TORONTO – Outgoing Ontario Progressive Conservative Leader Tim Hudak has faulted the resounding electoral defeat of his party on economists, math, unions, civil servants, the elderly, youth, middle class, the poor and eligible voters in Ontario.
“I’m proud of the hard work this campaign has done over the past month” Hudak said in his concession speech to supporters last night. “Unfortunately, special interest groups such as single mothers, teachers, nurses, economics professors, university students, nuns and middle income earners stole a PC victory.”
Hudak explained that had it not been for the tens of thousands of business owners who were receiving corporate welfare at the time, his party would have had a strong majority.
“And let’s not forget about those freeloading kindergartners who influenced their parents to vote Liberal,” Hudak huffed.
At press time, Hudak was still baffled on why so many Ontarians rejected his platform of a swift punch to the crotch.
