MANILA – In an act of entertainment humanitarianism, a famous celebrity visited a disaster zone to restock a dangerously low supply of renowned entertainers.
“These people have nothing to admire” said the recognizable face known for his pop music, expensive cars and bad boy attitude. “No popular rock musicians, no red carpet actors…not even YouTube stars are paying attention to the people who pay attention to us. Like any other good celebrity, I had to answer the call from my PR team and help these people notice me.”
The memorable person who has also been featured in films and commercials hopes to inspire people to recover from the terrible disaster that left many dead and many more homeless for the next 45 minutes while he’s at the disaster zone.
“For the next hour, I’m going to get as close to the action as my 10 man security entourage will allow me” the VIP added.
At press time, the celebrity promised that he will get around knowing which continent he is currently on.
