CANADA – Detecting a “funky smell coming from under the table”, the nation’s uncles unanimously resolved to determine which of their thirty three million nieces and nephews “let that one rip.”
Possible culprits ranged from Edmonton’s Lisa Nguyen, to “the freaky one with the long hair from Medicine Hat”, Grandma Milly, and Thomas Mulcair.
“It definitely wasn’t the dog.” They said, in unison, before grabbing a fifth beer and challenging their young nephews to arm-wrestle.
At press time, uncles from St. John’s to Victoria dismissed suggestions that they were the sources of the farts, explaining that they “definitely would have taken credit for that one.”
