NEW YORK – Following this week’s police action in the capital city, the New York Times has reported that Canada’s head of state, the honorable Prime Minister Bonhomme, declared martial law …
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Thousands of rich Canadians who also pay zero dollars in tax glance around nervously
OTTAWA – In the wake of the New York Times’ revelation that Donald Trump paid almost no income tax for the last 15 years, Canada’s wealthy are really hoping no one notices how l…
Trump demands his staff be left in peace to eat Mexicans
WASHINGTON D.C. – Following accounts that multiple Trump officials were refused restaurant service this week, the 45th President of the United states demanded via twitter that people “leave my st…
Good Deed Alert! We went to profile a Neo-Nazi, and he offered to write the profile himself!
And they say good manners are dead! This past week our editor gave us a tall order: to go find a normal, everyday-seeming Neo Nazi in the American heartland, and write an incisive expose revealin…
Justin Trudeau graces Rolling Stone cover to shore up American base
NEW YORK – Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has made the cover of Rolling Stone’s August issue in his latest attempt to appeal to his most supportive constituents; American liberals who don’t …
Trump warns Mueller to stay away from Swiss bank account number 1176209
WASHINGTON, D.C. – A fiery Donald Trump has demanded that special investigator Robert Mueller not investigate any of his family’s financial deals, particularly the fraudulent ones involving…
Meet Trump’s powerful new advisor: his personal support worker, Mrs Ocampo
A new player has appeared at the game-board of Washington, D.C., and is quickly positioning themselves as the power behind the throne. Who is this mysterious and formidable figure? Donald J. Trum…
Trump fires James Comey, thereby ending any suspicion regarding Russia scandal
WASHINGTON D.C. — President Donald Trump fired FBI Director James Comey late Tuesday, putting to rest any rumours that his administration colluded with Russia to influence the 2016 election…
Huge Misstep: Is Trump over now that he’s angered Canadian dairy producers?
Unbelievable. It turns out that picking a fight with one of the most powerful and beloved institutions in the world might finally be the thing that brings down Donald Trump. “As a nationalist, I …
Entire New York Times Editorial Board cross Canadian border, claim refugee status
HEMMINGFORD, QC – RCMP patrolling the Quebec-New York border have intercepted all 16 members of the New York Times Editorial Board who immediately claimed refugee status. The weary journali…