PETROLIA, ON – Oh good God, here it comes. Batten the hatches and brace for impact. Local mom of three, Donna Hughes is absolutely blasting Joni Mitchell in the kitchen again. Members of th…
Tag: Mothers
To maintain home ice advantage NHL pipes in audio of fans yelling insults about opposing players’ mothers
TORONTO – In an effort to make the play in tournament and playoffs feel as realistic as possible despite the lack of fans in the stands the NHL has begun playing audio clips of fans drunken…
Visiting kids excited to give mom the gift of coronavirus
HAMILTON – Many adult kids blowing off social distancing for Mother’s Day are looking forward to repaying their mothers for 18 years of love and financial support with a potentially deadly diseas…
Nation’s moms form vigilante gang to make sure you get that cough checked out
EDMONTON — Mothers from all across Canada have banded together to form an extra-legal armed posse with the sole aim of making sure you get a doctor to check out that nasty cough. Meeting at…
Nation’s mothers just checking in to make sure you’ve brought a light jacket with you today
OTTAWA – As the weather fluctuates from warm to cold, the nation’s mothers are checking in with their adult children to make sure they’ve remembered to bring something along with them, “in …
Mom cannot remember title of favourite song
Napanee, ON —Despite a concerted attempt to summon helpful memories, and numerous prompting questions from family and friends, local mom Diane Peters is unable to recall the title, artist or era …
Narcoleptic mom gets breakfast, lunch, and dinner in bed
Collingwood, ON- Local woman Natalie Worsh is getting breakfast, lunch, and dinner in bed for Mother’s day this year, all thanks to her neurological disorder that causes her to fall asleep withou…
Nation’s toddlers demand more uppies
OTTAWA – In a move that many experts fear will cause a rift in already strained negotiations, Canada’s toddlers unilaterally demanded more uppies earlier today. Talks have entered arbitrati…
QUIZ: Are you a Cool Mom, Business Mom, Lame Mom or Infertile Aunt?
Being a modern mother is a lot of work and we often become a version of ourselves we never even knew possible! But what kind of mother are you? Maybe you’re not a mom and all. Maybe you’re an inf…
Mothers gather for annual Festival of Secretly Ripping on Gifts
PARTS UNKNOWN – Mothers worldwide have covertly gathered together for their annual tradition of secretly mocking the gifts they received for Mother’s Day. The ceremony begins with the light…