AUSTIN, TX – Mobile security brand OnwardMobility announced today that they will be launching a new version of the BlackBerry phone. Early reports from tech analysts say the device could sh…
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Internet argument less fun at dinner table
NAPIERVILLE, QC – Following a heated discussion during a family dinner about the same topics those present typically argued about online, all members of the Chernak family agreed that it la…
Dark Phoenix Review: You’d think after 13 X-Men films, at least ONE would be about professional candle making, but NO
With the release of its final X-franchise offering, Fox has hammered the final nail into the coffin of a franchise that has refused to accurately depict the time-honoured art of candle making, de…
SPCA discovers millions of starving Neopets in abandoned server farm
TORONTO – In a raid conducted yesterday, the Toronto SPCA made a horrifying discovery when they found countless neglected and starving Neopets in a de-activated server farm, apparently left…
Child dreams of one day creating content
WINNIPEG – Jacob Kubbs, 9 years old, reportedly spends his days sitting in the back of his Grade 4 class staring off into the distance, distracted by fantasies of being able to spend all hi…
Local woman changes position after man calls her a bitch online
CALGARY – It’s been a long, hard process of soul searching and self-reflection, but local internet user Grace Marsh isn’t complaining as she undertakes a complete overhaul of her opinions a…
Magnificent King of the Internet announces construction of 5000 beautiful new websites in his honour
INTERNET CITY – Speaking from the balcony of his glowing, digital e-palace, the resplendent King of the Internet announced this morning that he would commission 5000 beautiful new websites …
Local man furious after missing child alert momentarily disrupts parade of vapid internet bullshit
Yarker, ON – This week, the Ontario cellular emergency alert system went off to the great annoyance of Peter Jenkins, who suffered a brief interruption in the stupid shit he does on the int…
Stop acting like you haven’t also used Facebook to spy on people
EDITORIAL by Mark Zuckerberg Look, I’m still taking a lot of heat for the way Facebook collected data that may or may not have been used to spy on its users. Do I deserve to shoulder some blame f…
QUIZ: Are you being catfished or are you really dating a hot Romanian prince?
Nothing is quite as exciting as making a connection with someone you really like. The flirting, the anticipation, staying up all night chatting. But internet dating can make things more complicat…