NEW YORK — In an interview yesterday with CNN’s Anderson Cooper, Melania Trump sought to calm public concern about her husband’s attitude toward sexual assault by reminding voters that he has the…
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SOURCES: Canadian healthcare could take care of Trump’s sniffles
OTTAWA – After presidential candidate Donald Trump remarked that the Canadian healthcare system was “catastrophic,” experts at Health Canada say Trump’s constant sniffling could easily be t…
3rd Amendment warrior warns Clinton will quarter soldiers in private homes without owner’s consent
Mobile, Alabama – 3rd Amendment values voter Rusty Scofield warns that Hillary Clinton secretly plans to abolish the US Constitution’s 3rd Amendment, in order to house soldiers in citizen’s…
BREAKING: Donald Trump’s 2015 tax return revealed
NEW YORK – Republican candidate Donald Trump’s 2015 tax return was recently leaked to the press and shows that the billionaire has claimed millions in business expenses and having an income…
Journalists criticize Clinton for not moderating debate
Hempstead, NY – Following the first debate of the 2016 United States presidential race, members of the media are furious that Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton for failing to moderate the …
The 10 most dishonest lies Donald Trump said during this election campaign
The U.S. election campaign has been a roller-coaster of finger pointing, name calling, and anger on both sides. But one of the hardest things to keep track of are the ever-growing number of untru…
Donald Trump loses rec center in breakdance competition with neighborhood teens
QUEENS, NEW YORK – The Donald Trump presidential campaign suffered a setback this week after the nominee lost the deed to a recreation center in a climactic pop-and-lock showdown with local…
Hilarious! Bashar al-Assad crushes lip sync battle with Jimmy Fallon
NEW YORK – Move over, Beyonce! Because a certain Syrian dictator might just be the new Queen of pop! The internet is abuzz following a hilarious Tonight Show appearance by Bashar al-Assad l…
Trump assures nation his lungs ‘filled with the best fluids’
WASHINGTON, D.C – Reacting to the news that Hillary Clinton has been diagnosed with pneumonia after fainting, Republican nominee Donald Trump has taken the opportunity to boast about his pu…
Mexico detains Trump at border; “America is not sending us their best”
TIJUANA – Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump has been detained by authorities at the Mexican border, after it was determined that he was entering the country illegally. “Judging…
