Pizza Pizza hires first Italian employee
Pizza Pizza hires first Italian employee.…
Used Vancouver ballot box now acting as a bachelor pad for $1700/month plus utilities
VANCOUVER – An empty ballot box for the provincial riding of Vancouver-Langara is now being offered as a bachelor pad for $1,700 per month plus utilities. The three square foot, very low ce…
Trump fires James Comey, thereby ending any suspicion regarding Russia scandal
WASHINGTON D.C. — President Donald Trump fired FBI Director James Comey late Tuesday, putting to rest any rumours that his administration colluded with Russia to influence the 2016 election…
Woman discovers lost Incan city of Paititi while cleaning out her purse
SCARBOROUGH, ON – A woman has found what many experts believe to be the lost Incan city of Paititi when she finally got around to cleaning out her purse. “I knew I needed to clean out my pu…
Man discovers he can’t bend over without making “Wumompph” sound
HAMILTON, ON – 31 year old Kevin Wilson has made an astonishing discovery. Early Saturday morning, while attempting to tie his shoes Wilson realized he was unable to bend over without makin…
Don Meredith resigns from Senate to spend more time with his lifetime Senate pension
OTTAWA – Disgraced Senator Don Meredith announced today that he would voluntarily resign from his position because he feels his time would be better spent looking after his guaranteed gover…
Top 5 Handmaid’s Tale scenes to pretend you’ve watched because the show looks too intense
Everyone is talking about the new Hulu television adaptation of Margaret Atwood’s The Handmaid’s Tale, and you would be too if it didn’t look harsh as fuck. Not to worry – here are 5 jaw-dr…
Parts of Quebec, Ontario inundated with politicians looking for flood photo-ops
MONTREAL – Hundreds more soldiers and disaster relief personnel have been mobilized in response to the sudden influx of municipal, provincial, and federal politicians who have saturated par…
Portraits Of Canadiocity: Margaret Atwood
Margaret Atwood, a great Canadian writer hiding a terrible secret.…
Return of cod to Maritimes makes local man regret spending last 25 years stockpiling cod
HALIFAX – While most view the return of cod to the North Atlantic as a good thing, local man Dale Thompson now feels like his plan to hoard thousands of kilos of raw cod was a foolish one. …
