Aww! This new mother and infant child are oblivious to the shared trauma they will inflict on each other
According to hospital reports, new mother Janine Spencer and her infant son Oliver are completely unaware of the mutual agony they will subject each other to over the next 18 years. How sweet! Fo…
Everyone at nude beach hideous
HANLAN’S POINT, ON – Exposing as much skin as humanly possible to the wrinkling effects of the sun’s ultraviolet rays, sources close to the situation at the clothing optional beach at Hanla…
East Coast man who moved to Alberta three years ago to lead provincial separatist movement
EDMONTON – A Nova Scotia native and Alberta oilsands worker will lead a newly formed secession from Canada movement in the Western province. 36-year-old Gord McGovern of Antigonish will lea…
Watch: Season 3, Episode 2
Simu Liu talks Marvel casting; Emma and Miguel take a good, hard look at Iran.…
A superhero’s guide to on screen diversity
Marvel Superhero Simu Liu on why his new role means so much to him.…
Breaking: Boris Johnson may make Brexit even worse?
Brexit is a disaster. So naturally, the UK has turned to the only man who can make it worse.…
New VQA Ontario labelling requires $1,000 donation to Ontario PCs to verify authentic corruption
PELEE ISLAND, ON – In accordance with the new rules mandated by the provincial government, Ontario’s wines will now be required to make a $1,000 donation to the Ontario PC Party to receive …
Finally Achieve a Work-Life Balance by Cutting Jessica Out of Your Life
Juggling your career and your personal life is no easy feat; with family, friends, and work obligations pulling you in a hundred different directions, it’s close to impossible to secure a healthy…
Terrified man still trapped in friend’s immersive theatre show
NEW YORK – 50 year old mechanic Paul Jenson is currently in a state of panic after spending the last four hours unsuccessfully trying to leave critically-acclaimed “Into Our Collective Darkness,”…
Château Laurier adds emergency eyewash stations for those disgusted with addition
OTTAWA – The Château Laurier has added ten new emergency eye wash stations for locals and tourists alike in the event their eyes come in direct contact with the newly approved addition. Wit…
