Poll: Majority of Canadians willing to vote for whatever politician promises to slap Galen Weston Jr. in the face

OTTAWA – A recent Angus Reid study has confirmed that Canadian voters are not sure who they will support in the next election, and are willing to give their support to whichever candidate p…

Standing desk a great reminder of how nice it is to sit down

CALGARY – Local accounts manager Regina Lackie has discovered her new standing desk has an exciting unexpected benefit – it reminds her of how nice it is to sit down. Lackie purchased…

New Netflix stand-up special just hour long black and white footage of comedian walking to venue

NEW YORK CITY – Netflix has unveiled its newest stand-up special from veteran comedian Farlow Burgley, a 2-hour long single shot of the comedian walking from a small apartment he doesn’t li…

Oilers fan sick of media always talking about the Leafs has tweeted about the Leafs 6 times today

EDMONTON – Leonard Bagan, a die-hard Edmonton Oilers fan, says he is sick and tired of Canada’s sports media always covering the Toronto Maple Leafs, a team he has devoted his life to…

John Tory proposes increasing Toronto Police budget to keep Torontonians safe from effective social programs

TORONTO — At a news conference today, Mayor John Tory proposed increasing the Toronto Police Service’s budget by 48.3 million dollars in order to ensure that the people of his city would be…

Canadians already giving up on 2023, begin planning for 2024 instead

OTTAWA – A recent York University survey indicates that a majority of Canadians have already given up on planning and hoping within the year 2023, and have shifted any optimism forward to t…

Trudeau assures Canadians that Bill C-21 will not impede their rights to die in hunting accidents

OTTAWA – Prime Minister Justin Trudeau took the podium last week to reaffirm to Canadians that even with Bill C-21 tightening up gun control laws, they will still be able to perish in preve…

CBC journalist reports: “All landlords deserve a little kiss”

TORONTO – After hearing yet another story of a “Downtrodden, heartbroken, teensy weensy little landlord” who became upset when a tenant callously needed a place to live, Canada’s national broadca…

Scientist: Otters are actually just wet dogs

Kingston, ON – A senior researcher at Queen’s University claimed this week that otters don’t exist and are actually just wet dogs. “It all came to me at the cottage,” said zoologist D…

Globetrotting “E” returns from Paris trip having adopted local accent

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