WINNIPEG — At a recent campaign stop, Prime Minister Stephen Harper has reminded all voters who will not be marking the Conservatives as their choice to vote on October 20th. “The rules of …
Harper the latest inferior product to be endorsed by Gretzky
TORONTO – Canadian hockey icon Wayne Gretzky endorsed Prime Minister Stephen Harper for re-election at a Conservative Party rally this week, making the Tory leader the latest in a long line of me…
Memorial University recognizes prof’s religious right to be a dick to students with disabilities
ST. JOHN’S — Memorial University has announced that it will accommodate any professor’s religious right to be a complete ass towards students with any type of disability. “Our university ha…
Election Profile: Green Party Platform
While it might be more than a long shot at winning, the Green Party is running a full slate of candidates. Here’s what a Green Party would do as your government: Key Beliefs Not a one issue…
Newspapers refuse to publish unrealistic personal ads
WHITEHORSE — The Yukon News and Whitehorse Star both announced today that they will no longer be publishing unrealistic personal ads. “As the winter season nears and the personal ads …
Election Profile: Liberal Platform
Can the Liberal Party under Justin Trudeau return to power? Here’s how they intend on pulling it off: Key Beliefs What do you guys believe in again? Oh cool, us too! Yup, we’ve been fightin…
Stephen Harper: ‘Running a deficit is not a good idea, unless I do it’
CALGARY — On Thursday, during The Globe and Mail’s Leader’s Debate on the Economy, Prime Minister Stephen Harper advised green-horn candidate Justin Trudeau that running a deficit is a bad …
Election Profile: NDP Platform
Can the NDP make Canadian history by forming their first government? Here’s what to voters can expect: Key Beliefs Strongly grounded in pro-labour and socialist principles unless there’s a…
P.K. Subban’s $10 million donation to children’s hospital is a classic hothead move
BY: DON CHERRY, HOST OF CBC’S COACH’S CORNER Now I know what everybody is thinking about the news that P.K. Subban donated $10M to charity, but let me set you straight — this is…
Election Profile: Conservative Party Platform
Can the Conservatives pull off a fourth mandate? Here’s how they intend on doing it: Key Beliefs: Nobody’s business, that’s what Policy Priorities: Delivering a budget that is balanced in e…