EDMONTON – Alberta Premier Jason Kenney has expressed concern that more and more Canadians are learning about what their country did including past crimes committed by historical figures. T…
Exhausted, underpaid Manitoba nurse doesn’t even like hockey
WINNIPEG – An overworked and poorly compensated nurse who could have been paid with a ticket to a Winnipeg Jets playoff game doesn’t even like hockey. Tammy Marshall, an RN at Winnipeg’s He…
Pope Francis prays for someone to take responsibility for Catholic residential schools
THE HOLY SEE – The leader of the Catholic Church, Pope Francis I, made a special prayer to victims of Canada’s residential schools during his monthly intentions. “We are asking the Almighty…
Leafs forfeit Game 7 to save everyone the trouble
TORONTO – The Toronto Maple Leafs have announced they will not play Game 7 against the Montreal Canadiens to save everyone the trouble. “I think we all know how this will end,” said Leafs C…
Father forbids Pfizer-vaccinated daughter to date Moderna-vaccinated boy
MILTON, ON – Reaffirming that his family is a “Pfizer family,” local father Harold Ludwig has forbidden his daughter Donna from dating a teenage “Moderna bad boy.” “I’m putting my foot down…
Millions of Canadians cancel vaccine appointments since beating US only thing that mattered
OTTAWA – With Canada’s brittle sense of pride restored, millions of Canadians have cancelled their first and second COVID-19 vaccine appointments since beating the US in immunizations was r…
City of Ottawa announces $2.9 million housing program for Porsches
OTTAWA – The City of Ottawa has announced a generous contribution to a public housing development that will provide needy Porsches unable to find luxury homes and four car garages. Througho…
Woman exhausts supply of spices in ongoing feud with squirrel
BRANTFORD, ON – In an escalating confrontation with a rodent, local resident and amatuer botanist Shelly Hargrove has exhausted her home’s supply of chili powder, turmeric, and other spices…