Luke Gordon Field, Author at The Beaverton

Stephen Harper pretty sure he was sent long-form census on purpose

CALGARY – As Canadians complete their 2021 Census, former PM Stephen Harper is pretty sure it isn’t an accident that he is one of the 25% of people asked to complete the long-form ver…

Hungover virtual learning teacher points webcam at a Telefrancais video

Thunder Bay, ON – Ryan Strum, a local french teacher, has discovered a way to carry on the time honoured traditions of hungover teachers just playing a video in class by pointing his comput…

Ontarians a bit shocked Ford waited 14 months to pull out the ‘blame immigrants’ playbook

TORONTO – In the wake of numerous attack ads and tweets from Ford and his team that falsely claim the third wave in Ontario was caused by the federal government’s failure to close the…

Anticipating Bill C-11, nation’s TikTok users try dancing to The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald

OTTAWA – As rumours swirl that the Liberal Government’s Bill C-11 will give the CRTC the power to restrict social media users’ posts for not having enough CanCon, the country…

Companies outraged that workers are leaving minimum wage jobs before they can be replaced by robots

NEW YORK CITY – As more frontline workers opt to quit minimum wage jobs that could expose them to COVID, Company CEOs say they are furious that people would simply stay home and “cash…

Conservatives starting to wonder if it’s a mistake to always choose the least likeable person on earth as leader

OTTAWA – Staring down the possibility of their third straight electoral defeat, members of the Conservative Party of Canada are beginning to entertain the notion that it may not be the wise…

“Who are we to say whether you should get the AstraZeneca vaccine or not?” says National Advisory Committee on Immunization

OTTAWA – The National Advisory Committee on Immunization has been accused of causing confusion by telling Canadians they “should do whatever feels right to them” with respect to…