From the makers of the ‘federal government must get rid of the covid restrictions put in place by the provincial governments’ convoy comes a new convoy currently camped out in Ottawa. It’s called ‘Save The Children’ and it has a whole new list of demands that Ottawa must meet. Or else! They are:
-Immediately end all funding for the WEF, the UN, the LGBTQ, the ASPCA, the WWE, the WWF the Je Ne Sais Quo and the EFWNJEFAbjknewfbjneq
-Arrest Justin Trudeau and put him in the same prison the real Joe Biden is currently in
-LGBTQIA2S+ teachers to be banned from discussing their personal lives. If a student asks ‘how was your weekend’ they must reply that they spent it doing needlework or watching Yellowstone on Paramount Plus. No exceptions!
-All convicted paedophiles to be executed. Except for the many paedophiles currently part of this parents rights crusade of course.
-All money currently being sent to Ukraine to be redirected to build a palace for Roman Didulo, the real Queen of Canada.
-The CPP stays in tact but Danielle Smith gets to invest all the money in crypto and whatever muscle strengthening tool Joe Rogan is selling this week
-Businesses will no longer be allowed to go cashless. And they must accept payment in the form of rolls of nickels.
-Oh yeah and be nice to kids or whatever
