Pierre Poilievre wins Parliament's Halloween Costume Contest with spot-on Milhouse - The Beaverton

Pierre Poilievre wins Parliament’s Halloween Costume Contest with spot-on Milhouse

– Not content with only winning the Tory leadership this year, can now add another victory to his resume. He has just won the 2022 House of Commons Costume Contest with his perfect Milhouse costume.

“There were a lot of great designs this year like Andrew Scheer’s farm boy who just saw a ghost,” said costume expert Nadia Clement. “But every detail of Pierre’s from the hair to the glasses to the fact that get annoyed every time an episode focuses on him was just perfect.”

“What really sold me was that he nailed that grating, ‘I’m a nerd but I’m not smart’ voice. Who knew Pierre was such an impressionist!”

The Halloween Costume Contest is a time honoured Parliamentary tradition dating back years. Previous winners included dressing up as his one of his favourite and/or Breaking Bad, Erin O’Toole for his Borat in a green speedo and as The Joker.

“Oh my god that was perfect. Do the sprinkler bit. Do the sprinkler bit!” yelled Michelle Rempel Garner after Pierre finished his speech about the carbon tax.

Unfortunately the levity came to an end when one MP jokingly sold Poilievre his soul for $5, and Pierre accepted a little too quickly, then refused to give it back even after the man started to feel quite ill.

PM Justin did not participate in this year’s contest as he is still subject to a lifetime ban for obvious reasons.