TORONTO – Mistress Saphira, a local Dom who specializes in unique tortures for her clients to endure, has developed a new punishment for Subs eager to feel the pain & humiliation Leafs fans feel every Spring when the Playoffs roll around.
“A lot of my clients were tired of the usual routine of calling them little bitch boys while I walk them around like a puppy,” said Saphira from her Dungeon. “So I thought, why not come up with a new system where they can experience the quasi-sexual level of anguish Leafs fans feel watching the team lose in the first round every year.”
“The guys loved it, although I had to dial it back a bit because very few men can handle that kind of pain.”
The Leafs system includes being chained to a radiator that displays all the expensive contracts the team is locked into, holding their eyes open and forcing them to watch Game 7 of the 2013 series against Boston over and over again Clockwork Orange style, and inserting a ball gag in their mouth before putting the paper bag over their heads.
“After a few minutes one client was begging me to to go back to the old cattle prod up the ass stuff. But of course part of being a Leafs fan is never ever getting what you want so I denied him.”
Saphira is hoping to add more techniques to the system soon, including not letting her Subs experience orgasm for 54 years to match how long it’s been since the Leafs last won the Cup.
“This could be the start of a whole new theme for me. I’m already thinking of a Raptors themed program where you climax once and then just happily sit it in for 3 years.”
