VANCOUVER – iPhones across the Vancouver area have signaled the beginning of winter by collapsing in battery power when subjected to a temperature below 9 degrees Celsius.
“I can’t wait to ring in the new year,” said local Clarissa Zhang whose iPhone X will be no longer ringing for the next 6 months due to light jacket weather conditions. “I hope I get a new battery for Christmas!”
According to sources, Apple is extending the battery life of its new line of phones by including a 200 km long charger.
