Tag: gen-x

a man in his fifties or sixties is holding his head in anguish. in the upper left corner, an insert photo of a pair of airpods

Gen Xer attempts to untangle AirPods

NANAIMO, BC — Local Gen X-er Jerry Greene flailed like an inflatable car dealership mascot today as he attempted to untangle and insert his AirPods before answering his ringing iPhone. “‘Call mis…

Hip Gen X-er brags about his rare discontinued vaccine

Hamilton, ON – Following the announcement that Ontario will no longer be giving out first doses of the AstraZeneca vaccine, local 46 year old machinist Dwayne McEwen could be seen leaning u…

Report: Most popular kink among millennials is role-playing as a couple that owns a house

BURNABY, BC – A published study out of Simon Fraser university on generational sexuality has found that the most popular sexual kink among millennials is roleplaying as a couple that owns a…