6-year-old staying on no-fly list until involvement in 9/11 ruled out
MARKHAM, ON. – After reviewing the case of 6-year-old Syed Adam Ahmed, Public Safety Minister Ralph Goodale says he will remain on the no fly list until it is ‘rock solid’ that he was not i…
TTC introduces surcharge on 6 am to 11 pm rush period
TORONTO – In order to meet its budgetary demands, the Toronto Transit Commission announced that it will be increasing its fares starting next week, but only for the rush 17-hours that last …
Canadian Screen Awards deliver more glamour with addition of new cash bar
TORONTO – In an effort to take on some of the pomp and glitz of other international award ceremonies, the Canadian Screen Awards has unveiled a new cash bar, a move that organizers say is s…
Yukon’s Signpost Forest reminds tourists of other places they could be instead of Signpost Forest
WATSON LAKE, YT — For decades, a tourist attraction along the Alaskan Highway consisting of signs from other places has inspired the imagination of tourists of destinations they would rathe…
Trudeau leaves note on pillow for Barack, slips out door
WASHINGTON D.C. – As the President of the United States showered, a reluctant Justin Trudeau left a note on the pillow explaining why he had to leave, then quickly exited the Lincoln bedroo…
Canadian Broadcasting Corporation slams CBC for sexist article on Sophie Grégoire-Trudeau
WASHINGTON, DC — The Canadian Broadcasting Corporation has condemned an article written by the CBC for focusing exclusively on Sophie Grégoire-Trudeau’s fashion choices during on official s…
Quebec’s new history curriculum celebrates French victory at the Plains of Abraham
MONTREAL — Quebec has announced that its new high school history curriculum will highlight the epic victory by the French at the Plains of Abraham in 1759, which led to Quebec’s glorious wi…
Obama and Trudeau reach historic salt passing agreement
WASHINGTON, DC – Sources indicate that US President Barack Obama and Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau have already reached a landmark treatise regarding the passing of the salt shaker…
Stephen Harper watches Obama-Trudeau state dinner on TV at Denny’s
CALGARY – Stephen Harper, Canada’s 22nd Prime Minister, was spotted at a half-empty local Denny’s Thursday evening, eating alone and watching live footage of the Obama-Trudeau state dinner. “He c…
Scientists successfully create new Kardashian
LOS ANGELES – Scientists working out of the National Centre for Celebrity Research have recently announced the successful creation of another Kardashian sibling. The newest member of the brood, a…
