Historians confirm BC’s second premier was Canada’s first hipster
VICTORIA – A group of historians at the University of Victoria have confirmed that British Columbia’s second premier, Amor De Cosmos, was the earliest hipster to settle in Canada. Dr. H. Lu…
5 destination wedding spots to find out which friends like you $3000 worth
A wedding is a beautiful celebration of love. Two people’s love for each other but also their friends and families’ love for them. However, as we all know love is ephemeral until quan…
EDITORIAL by Conservative Blonde Lady Pundit 64B: “You think you’re such special snowflakes because you weren’t grown in a lab”
As a leading Conservative Blonde Lady Pundit in this divided political climate, I get a lot of flack from commie haters and sensitive social justice warriors. And I’ve got a message for the…
Canadian town welcomes refugees
This small town is welcoming Syrian refugees by forcing them to come to their church.…
Toronto city council announces that plan to make every neighbourhood look the same is ahead of schedule
TORONTO – At a press conference Toronto city councillors advised that the transformation of Toronto’s diverse neighbourhoods into a single grey monolith will be completed by 2025, instead o…
Fred Penner reinvents his music by joining death metal band
WINNIPEG – Canada’s beloved children’s music performer and two-time Juno winner is reinventing his brand of music as lead vocals in a local death metal band. Fred Penner, 70, announced that…
BREAKING: Investigation into vote buying reveals Conservative Party has no real members
OTTAWA – An investigation into vote buying allegations in the Conservative leadership race has led to the discovery that the Conservative Party currently has zero members. “We thought it wa…
Quebec apologizes to citizens still trapped by 1998 ice storm
MONTREAL — A spokesperson for the governments of Montreal and the province of Quebec released official apologies, Sunday, to those still affected by recent weather disturbances, specificall…
Michael Chong Conservative Party Ad
Vote Michael Chong for CPC Leader! Or don’t. See if he gives a fuck.…
Famine demands Colin Kaepernick “stick to sports”
MOGADISHU, SOMALIA- In response to news that NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick has been instrumental in securing a 60-ton cargo jet and over $1 million in aid to fight the ongoing famine in Somali…
