Calgary- After walking away from negotiations with the Calgary city council earlier this week the NHL has publicly threatened to move the Vancouver Canucks to Calgary if the city does not foot at…
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Upcoming UFC card features grumpiest fighters yet
EDMONTON – The UFC event in Edmonton will feature a title bout between the sport’s two grumpiest fighters: Stu Caufield and Frank Leroux, neither of whom has smiled since Mambo No.5 w…
Scotiabank announces that all non-Leafs fans will have to pay $2.50 to use Scotiabank arena
TORONTO – The Air Canada Centre will be getting a new name along with an additional $2.50 fee for any non-Toronto Maple Leaf fans who wish to attend games. Scotiabank says that the fee is a…
US Open begins with ceremonial janitor throwing tennis balls off the roof
NEW YORK CITY – Marking the start of the US Open, tens of thousands gathered outside the USTA Billie Jean King National Tennis Center Sunday evening to witness the ceremonial janitor throwi…
Hamilton Tiger-Cats lose in practice match against training equipment
HAMILTON – The struggling Hamilton Tiger-Cats was dealt another blow after losing a practice match to their training equipment by a score of 2-0. Many believed that the Ti-Cats (0-7) would …
Ottawa Senators season ticket package to include free Leafs jersey
OTTAWA – Capitalizing on popular demand, the NHL’s Ottawa Senators announced this week that their upcoming season ticket package will include one free Toronto Maple Leafs jersey with the na…
Indigenous Games interrupted by pipeline construction
TORONTO – The North American Indigenous Games, billed as the largest sports and cultural gathering of Indigenous people on the continent, was put on hold today, as crews arrived unannounced to br…
Toronto Wolfpack cruises to 90-0 rugby victory against terrified group of children
TORONTO – Continuing the breakaway success of their debut season, the Toronto Wolfpack rugby team has won a blowout victory against a group of fleeing, terrified schoolchildren who did not …
Concussed Crosby tattoos ‘you won the 2017 Stanley Cup’ reminder on his torso
PITTSBURGH – In the early morning hours after winning his third Stanley Cup while suffering from what is at least his fifth concussion, Penguins captain Sidney Crosby was seen getting a rem…
Brampton man no longer “the Tiger Woods of impaired driving”
BRAMPTON, ON – After the arrest of golf great Tiger Woods on a DUI charge on Monday, fans and friends of the four-time Masters winner have been dealing with disappointment- but none have be…
