BRAMPTON – Local family the Feldmans have recently sold their beloved 2-story bungalow to a charming, newly-incorporated holding company. “Our family made a lot of memories in that home,” e…
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Liberals promise to make housing affordable for everyday Canadian millionaires
OTTAWA – The Liberal Party have announced their intent to ban foreign home-ownership for two years, ensuring that Canada’s housing stock will be reserved for everyday Canadians with seven f…
REPORT: Experts warn Canada’s bouncy housing market dangerously overinflated
VANCOUVER – After a record-shattering March, experts are warning that the asset valuation of Canadian bouncy property may be drastically overblown, to the point where many young Canadians w…
‘Over Asking’ portion of Sold Over Asking yard sign real fucking unnecessary
TORONTO – As housing prices continue to skyrocket, many are pointing out that Realtors’ habit of putting the ‘Over Asking’ next to their Sold sign is probably not needed a…
Goals! How these two millennials managed to buy a home in Toronto
TORONTO – The Toronto housing market is on fire right now, but these two millennials still managed to afford a home in the city with a few easy tricks! “We were both able to monetize how we…
Real estate agents confirm your parents must die before you can afford to buy a house
NATIONWIDE – With real estate prices once again booming after a slight COVID-related decline, Canada’s real estate agents have officially confirmed what many have suspected for some t…
Conservatives pledge to make home ownership more affordable by bringing in 1000-year mortgages
VAUGHAN, ONT – Conservative Leader Andrew Scheer has laid out his party’s plan to help more Canadians buy homes in Canada’s often prohibitively expensive real estate market by extendi…
Banks concerned looming recession may hinder Millennial ability to build up crippling debt
OTTAWA — This week, financial analysts reported that the North American economy is showing major signs of a looming recession, which could negatively impact the abilities of youths to owe b…
Court rules that mansion’s portal to hell not valid reason for buyer backing out of real estate deal
VANCOUVER – A BC court has ruled that nondisclosure of the existence of a portal to hell on a property does not entitle the purchaser to a refund of their deposit if they chose to terminate…
New condo development just tiny room where foreign investors can store their money
VANCOUVER — Seeking to maximize space and respond to consumer demand, a new condominium development in downtown Vancouver will consist solely of a room where foreign investors can store the…