By: Doug Ford I just don’t get it! Thousands of students protesting at Queen’s Park and for what? Because I did them a favour and fired a bunch a’ dumb teachers who force them to go to school! Th…
Editorial
Hey, don’t I follow you on Instagram?
BY THAT GUY ON THE BUS Hey there! Hi? Hello? Oh, sorry, totally didn’t see the book and headphones! Hope I’m not bothering you. How are you today? Where are you headed? Oh, the university? Sounds…
Three superhero movies this decade with female leads? What’s next? A FOURTH!?!
By: Greg Anderson Captain Marvel comes out this weekend, and I have to say, this onslaught of female superheroes makes me very uncomfortable. This decade alone we already had one, then the other …
Now that my diplomacy career is over, I’d like to talk to you about the new Huawei Mate 20 Pro
BY: JOHN MCCALLUM, CANADA’S FORMER AMBASSADOR TO CHINA Canada’s relationship with China is incredibly important in an age of globalization, changing technology, and free trade, but nothing …
I’m sorry, I don’t understand the question “if I was Prime Minister?”
EDITORIAL BY JAGMEET SINGH, NDP LEADER I’m sorry, could you repeat that question again? What exactly do you mean when you say “what I would do if I was Prime Minister?” Are you referring to…
EDITORIAL: Sex with no strings attached is killing my marionette fetish
BY: Simon Bradshaw I’ve turned a blind eye at premarital sex, friends with benefits, and open relationships, but there comes a point when these new fads cross a boundary. I may be an old fogey, b…
I’ve never tried weed before so I’m just going to eat 3 or 4 of these brownies
By: Justin English Just like everybody else I decided to try marijuana for the very first time now that it’s legal and Pastor Isaiah has said it’s ok. I have a condition known as baby lung that p…
Please keep paying attention to me
By: Stephen Harper, former Prime Minister of Canada You likely heard some news stories about me recently. You might have heard that I think Canada’s pandemic spending is overkill. Or that I…
Editorial: I hate cannabis but I love dangerous speculative investing. What am I to do?
I despise marijuana. While the rest of Canada has decided to succumb to reefer madness, I still hold true to what I was taught in my health lessons at school and numerous all-star cartoon special…
These Environment Canada warnings are just trying to scare people – we all know tornadoes don’t exist
By: Trent O’Sullivan I was rudely interrupted the other day listening to my favorite radio program when I heard this obnoxious beeping sound followed by a hysterical woman telling me that there w…