TORONTO, ON – 22-year-old comedian Kyle Johnson has been called out by his family and friends for being unable to do any offensive accents. The problem began when his father, Keith Johnson,…
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Trudeau announces stars of Schitt’s Creek can now commit any crime without penalty
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Sony pulls broken, glitching Cyberpunk 2077 game, rebrands it as Cyberpunk 2020
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Christopher Nolan wants audiences to see movies the right way: sitting in a seat some teenager got to third base in
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Warner Bros. adds additional boob shots to new Tom and Jerry movie to adhere to HBOMax guidelines
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Amazon responds to The Queen’s Gambit by ordering limited series about Jenga prodigy
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Prince William furious at the portrayal of his yummy little baby botty-bottom
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