FORT ERIE, ON – Ontario Finance Minister Charles Sousa has lost $105 million in wagers after announcing a $105 million annual investment in the horse racing industry. “Come on! Come on!” ch…
Worldly sophisticate follows soccer
TORONTO – Eric Bromley, a learned internationalist who clearly holds himself too sophisticated for such parochial pursuits as hockey or basketball, settled down to enjoy an English Premier …
Canada’s men’s hockey team could not bear the shame of defeat, so they had a zamboni run them over
One of the amazing things about the Olympics is the emotional journey it takes us on. For every gold medal triumph, there is heartbreaking disappointment. After losing to Germany in the semifinal…
Patrick Brown kicks off campaign for Ontario PC leadership at all-ages night in Barrie bar
BARRIE – After obtaining the approval of the Ontario PC Party’s provincial nominations committee, Patrick Brown officially kicked off his campaign for the party’s leadership at an all-ages …
Man’s groundbreaking idea for podcast involves him and his friends reviewing movies
TORONTO – Saying that it was “sure to be epic”, leading member of the avant-garde David Tassel revealed the details of his podcast idea yesterday, announcing that it would be him and his fr…
Canada ranked number 1 in list of countries that care the most about international rankings
TORONTO – Canada is taking the number 1 spot once again this year on US News and World Report’s annual ranking of the countries on Earth that care the most about international rankings. It’…
Laurier launches probe to determine how TA became exposed to radical Steve Paikin
WATERLOO, ON – Officials at Wilfrid Laurier University are launching a probe to determine how a TA who showed her students a clip from The Agenda became exposed to the extremist organizatio…
7 great meal ideas you can’t make because you forgot to defrost something
You’re an adult, and have resolved to live healthier and cook your meals at home. Congratulations! It’s all there in the freezer. Which is the problem, because you completely forgot to take somet…
Experts advise wearing ear protection while Toronto residents complain about the Air Show
TORONTO – With the Canadian International Air Show occurring this weekend, medical professionals are advising residents to wear earplugs to protect them from the deafening noise of Toronton…
Get rid of the toxic people in your life by unfriending all the people who post about how to get rid of all the toxic people in your life
We’ve all been there: you wake up one day and see that one of your Facebook friends posted an article from Thought Catalog about 13 things narcissists and sociopaths do to make you sneeze uncontr…