NEW YORK – NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman has announced that the next winner of the Kraft Hockeyville competition will go to a town in Arizona, Nevada, or New Mexico instead of a small Canad…
Kenney appears in neck brace accusing Biden of pipeline-related injuries
EDMONTON – Appearing outside a courthouse with his injury lawyer, Alberta Premier Jason Kenney is suing US President Joe Biden for physical and emotional injuries caused in the revocation o…
Squatter removed from Washington home
WASHINGTON – A man who had been squatting in a historic mansion in Washington, DC has finally been evicted. The 74-year-old who successfully defrauded his way into leasing the 132 room esta…
Conservative Party demands MPs give back all the pro-Trump paraphernalia they handed out
OTTAWA – All Conservative MPs have been ordered to return all MAGA hats, t-shirts, bracelets, and other types of pro-Trump gear that was distributed by the party before the US Presidential …
Canada’s military to vaccinate aging equipment first
OTTAWA – The Canadian Armed Forces announced it will prioritize the oldest and most vulnerable military equipment for COVID-19 vaccination. With the average age of their equipment often two…
Capitol Hill Police too tied up with 3 BLM protesters to deal with storming of Congress
WASHINGTON D.C. – Capitol Hill Police were unable to deal with hundreds of Trump supporters who stormed the Congressional Building earlier today since most of their resources were aimed at …
Update: Canadians realizing silver medal not worth health risk
EDMONTON – Canadians from across the country came to the realization that coming in second place wasn’t worth the risk of inviting dozens of international players and coaching staff to Cana…
Canada’s vaccine roll out in slow motion for dramatic effect
TORONTO – In what many expected to be a rapid deployment of vaccines, Canada’s immunization response to the coronavirus has been in slow motion to ensure a dramatic effect that will captiva…
Bloc Leader caught visiting foreign country of Canada
QUEBEC – Bloc Québécois Leader Yves-François Blanchet has been accused of repeatedly visiting the foreign country of Canada during numerous lockdowns issued by Quebec. Blanchet allegedly vi…
