BRANDON, MB – Worried about immigration from ‘The Middle East’, local man Todd Morton fears Canadian culture may be destroyed by people from a part of the world that invented pretty much ev…
200,000 liters of wind and solar power spilled on indigenous land in Saskatchewan
STOUGHTON, SK – Nearly a quarter million liters of crude sunlight and wind have spilled from a renewable energy pipeline on indigenous land southeast of Regina. “The pipeline was shut down …
Don’t Judge Too Fast: this county only voted Trump so the Everkromm Tree would give their children back
Gasslin County, West Virginia must be full of bigots, because they overwhelmingly voted for Donald Trump in the 2016 election, right? Not so fast. In 2008 and 2012, over 60% of the county voted f…
America kicking itself for not inaugurating the guys from Duck Dynasty
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA – Upon the inauguration of Donald Trump, many Americans are just waking up to the fact that they could have installed anyone they wanted in office, up to and includ…
Trudeau investigated for vacation to the Kubla Khan’s private stately pleasure dome
OTTAWA – Just days after a media firestorm around his trip to the Aga Khan’s private island, an ethics investigation alleges Prime Minister Trudeau took a private helicopter to the Kubla Kh…
Kathleen Wynne gesturing with both hands again
TORONTO – In a recent public appearance, Kathleen Wynne did that thing where she gestures with both hands again. “Oh yup, there she goes,” said local woman Jane Green. “That’s her gesture t…
Nation pats itself on the back for only being pretty racist
CANADA – In the lead-up to the inauguration of an openly xenophobic US president, Canada is taking a moment to quietly congratulate itself on only being very racist. “Obviously, we’re not a…
Man on bus needs to tell someone, anyone that it’s 4:20 PM
TORONTO – After looking at his watch and stifling a giggle, local man Dave Calhoun is now trying to make eye-contact with literally anybody else on the bus, so that he can let them know it’…
Trust me, I’m a former tobacco lobbyist
By Ezra Levant You know, sometimes radicals at the political center describe me as a hack, and that really hurts my feelings. Because let me tell you something: on my solemn oath as a former toba…
Anyone local man disagrees with considered ‘mainstream media’
HALIBURTON, ON – Whether it be a public broadcaster, a crowdfunded investigative journalist’s website, a local news station, or a privately-owned newspaper of note, any source local man Bre…