Canadians who support the U.S. annexing us explain why

According to a recent poll, about 13% of Canadians support Donald Trump’s recent suggestion that Canada become the 51st state. Naturally we wanted to ask them “what the fuck is wrong with you?!” But instead we went with “why?”

"We'd finally get access to those American movies & tv shows I've heard so much about."
"I think it will be more fun to watch an empire collapse from the inside than the outside"
"I've organized my entire life around the principle of supporting anything that makes Justin Trudeau look bad, and I guess it's led me here."
"I pay way more attention to their elections anyway."
"The best chance for an independent Quebec is for us to join the U.S. and then drive them crazy with our 'unique society' stuff until they ask us to leave."
"It would be kind of fun to have Republicans celebrate us joining and then watch us vote Democrat in every election."
"By American standards I'm not even in the top 100 craziest politicians."