CALGARY – After claiming that Big Tech censored her facebook account with little evidence Alberta Premier Danielle Smith is now claiming that they have gone a step further and cut off her access to the country’s beloved rotisserie chicken vendor Swiss Chalet.
“Big Tech is trying to keep Conservative voices from our Quarter Chicken and Fries,” said Smith after her 5th password guess (GodGuns6969!) failed.
“It starts with me, but they’re coming for you, your familes and your Chalet sauce next,” she added.
Smith was attempting to use the website to order dinner tonight for herself and her family. She logged in at 1pm since an average Swiss Chalet delivery time is about 5 hours. But when the site did not have her password saved, she was forced to guess what she chose when she first created an account several years ago, all of which failed.
“Maybe it was JesusLovesEveryone88! No. Ok try FuckLiberals99! Still no? Shit!” she said to her assistant. “I know it had an exclamation mark.”
“If Big Tech really cared they’d offer an olive branch to Conservatives,” she added as she ignored the ‘forgot your password?’ link.
Smith eventually triumphed over the woke website by calling in her order. Unfortunately this led to a screaming match when the customer service rep advised her that the Festive Special is not available this time of year.
