EDMONTON – Alberta’s UCP government has issued an emergency alert that should have been sent out sometime in early 2020.
Acting swiftly to prevent a catastrophe that is already happening, Premier Jason Kenney informed the populace to take necessary precautions to avoid contracting and spreading COVID-19.
“We need to warn people about this little known disease called the Wuhan virus,” said Premier Jason Kenney.
The emergency alert system will announce any future half-baked public health measures, government officials confirmed.
At press time, half of the population was looking for an abducted child.
