TORONTO – After fighting the urge for a full thirty seconds local man Geoffrey McLeod interrupted his colleague’s conversation about what a beautiful and warm day we were having in order to remind them this was just another sign that the planet is doomed.
“Sure it’s nice but you’re not supposed to be able to walk outside in a t-shirt during winter!” said McLeod.
“Patio season didn’t come back for a day, the ice caps are melting” he added before opening his bag of chips and wandering away.
McLeod made further interruptions throughout the day as people talked about going for a run or playing catch with their kids, because it was vital to the 35 year old accounts manager that everyone be aware of how badly we are fucked.
“I tried, I really tried to hold it in,” said McLeod. “But I had to do my part for the environment by not letting people enjoy even a few brief moments of happiness.”
At press time McLeod was responding to a “winter BBQ” invite with a picture of a polar bear standing on melting ice.
