TORONTO — Over the long weekend, the nation was jubilant to receive news that Toronto-born rapper Drake had finally gotten to second base with girlfriend Rihanna.
The news about the progression of their physical relationship came from Drake himself, who was talking loudly about it at a sleepover.
“It was pretty sweet,” Drake reportedly told his crew. “I swear they were even bigger than Jeff’s Mom’s.”
After years of rumours, it appears the Canadian turtleneck-wearing rapper has finally won Rihanna’s affections, to which the nation collectively thought to themselves, “Wow, good for him.”
Sources close to Rihanna say she described Drake’s hookup style as “eager” and when asked about their relationship, she replied, “Aubrey’s a sweet kid.”
Witnesses in the area the night of the hookup say Drake looked very pleased with himself sitting in the passenger seat of Rihanna’s car as she drove him home.
Despite the differences in the entertainers’ public images, fans are excited to see the woman who closed out the video for her song “BBHMM” with a shot of herself naked and covered in blood and money date the guy who filmed a music video in a Shoppers Drug Mart.
Rumour has it Drake is hoping to get to third base after the couple’s video shoot next week.
