Parents can’t decide who favourite kid is - The Beaverton

Parents can’t decide who favourite kid is

WINNIPEG, MA – After discussing the matter at length, Becky and Ricky Calder are still unable to decide which of their two kids is their favourite.

“Jenny’s got a lot going for her in the looks department,” Mr. Calder said. “But that coffee mug she made me for Father’s Day leaks all over the place. Then again, Mark has his mother-in-law’s nose. I can’t stand that.”

“A real head-scratcher,” added Mrs. Calder. “There’s definitely pros and cons for each of them.”

When asked how they felt about their parents, the Calder children both answered they wished they would die so that aunt Leona and uncle Jerry could take over.