MONTREAL — In a seemingly never-ending sequence of horrible moments, a first date between Melanie Tremblant and Danny Simpson has just entered its 7,200th second and currently shows no signs of e…
Tag: Torture
Archeologists determine newly uncovered artifact either torture device or women’s fashion
LONDON, UK – Archeologists have uncovered a series of artifacts dated to the 6th century in Northern France this week, identifying them as either an instrument of torture and humiliation, …
Pope denounces inhumane death penalty in favour of endless demonic torture
VATICAN CITY – Changing the Catholic Church’s position on capital punishment, Pope Francis has denounced the death penalty as inhumane and unacceptable in all cases, recommending instead ev…
Quiz: Can you tell us where the emeralds are hidden or your wife dies, Jericho
We have Sandra, Jericho. She’s safe for now but that can all change unless you tell us where you’ve stashed away the emeralds. Answer these questions correctly or else your wife will meet an unfo…