EDMONTON – According to local sources, polymath Alan Fowler never ceases to amaze everyone he meets with his incredible artistic talent, deep knowledge of classical literature, and unshakeable be…
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Media enters 4th day of wall-to-wall coverage over mediocre BBQ restaurant
TORONTO – Local and national media have entered day 4 talking nearly non-stop about the health code violations of a BBQ restaurant known across the city for being “fine.” “…
NASA finally answers the big question: what gender is the Sun?
TORONTO – After years of speculation, scientists have finally answered the question that has plagued humanity for generations – whether the sun is a boy sun or a girl sun. “We’ve been worki…