OTTAWA – The Senate continues to refuse to pass a House bill that would remove all references to the simian cryptid known as Bigfoot from Canada’s national anthem. “I’m tired of the PC poli…
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Sexual predator unable to handle being told no
ALABAMA — Failed Republican senate candidate and noted predator of underage girls Roy Moore has announced plans to “stay on brand” and refuse to concede defeat. “This election is barely 14 …
Mike Duffy sues Senate for 8 million, submits expense claim for another 2
OTTAWA – According to court records, Senator Mike Duffy is suing the Senate for $8 million in general damages, loss of income and punitive damages arising from the criminal accusations over…
Right-wing history buff objects to removal of Strom Thurmond’s bedbug infested mattress
Columbia, SC – A battle is brewing over the fate of a 40-year-old bedbug-ridden mattress believed to once have been slept on by deceased South Carolina Governor and Senator Strom Thurmond. …
Scandal-plagued senators debate shutting down the Senate opium den
OTTAWA – Following several years worth of lascivious scandals and low approval ratings, the Upper House of Parliament is strongly considering permanently closing their illicit opium den to …
Don Meredith resigns from Senate to spend more time with his lifetime Senate pension
OTTAWA – Disgraced Senator Don Meredith announced today that he would voluntarily resign from his position because he feels his time would be better spent looking after his guaranteed gover…
Senate expected to expel Don Meredith within the next 15-20 years
OTTAWA – After an ethics committee determined that Don Meredith is unfit to be a member of the Upper House due to his having sexual relations with a minor, the Senate has announced it will …
Senator Beyak demands residential school survivors apologize for her suffering
OTTAWA – Conservative Senator Lynn Beyak is demanding an apology from survivors of residential schools after she was traumatized by all the negative things they’ve said about what she calls…
Editorial by Don Meredith: “At least I did my expenses correctly”
As many of you know, I am a man of faith, and faith is at the foundation of a good and just society. But I fear that the faith in the great institution of our Canadian Senate may be shaken in the…
Tory senator wants to “focus on the good” of gaping wound in leg
OTTAWA — Conservative Senator Lynn Beyak announced to the Red Chamber today that she wants to “focus on the good” aspects of the large, exposed wound on her left leg. Beyak, who recently as…