QUEEN’S PARK – Doug Ford’s office says the premier will suspend his campaign activities to self-isolate at home following accidental exposure to a journalist’s question. “The scariest part …
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Bored construction worker fantasizes about standing behind different politician during campaign rally
ST. CATHARINES – Local construction worker Peter Wagner, who’s wearing a hardhat and standing with a neutral expression at Liberal MP Randall Turner’s campaign rally, has admitted he’s having fan…
BREAKING: Archaeologists uncover the ballot that killed Adolf Hitler
BERLIN ─ After 85 years of searching, a team of archaeologists have finally uncovered what they believe to be the single ballot that killed Adolf Hitler. “This is simply astonishing work,” lead p…
Final Vancouver election polls show dead heat between ‘Wait, there’s an election?’ and ‘Oh, that explains the yard signs’
VANCOUVER – The race to replace retiring Vancouver Mayor Gregor Robertson ends today and polls show it’s a toss up between people who don’t know there’s an election and people who’ve just l…
Doug Ford’s approval rating surges among hacked BMO and Simplii Financial customers
TORONTO — A new poll reveals unanimous support for Doug Ford and the Ontario Progressive Conservative Party from BMO and Simplii Financial customers affected by the recent data breach. “I’ve neve…
Oddly hostile entrepreneur pitches Dragons’ Den his business idea for paying off politicians’ campaign debts
TORONTO – Last night’s episode of Dragons’ Den got a bit confrontational after none of the Dragons expressed an interest in Devin O’Kerry’s idea for a business whose sole purpose would be t…
Liberals backtrack on their promise to only backtrack on 50% of their promises
OTTAWA – Justin Trudeau’s Liberal Party continues to find the reality of governing more difficult than making campaign promises. After electoral reform and environmental protection they are…
Barron Trump poised to coast into “smartest son” position
WASHINGTON D.C. – In yet another shift in Donald Trump’s tumultuous administration, young Barron Trump appears set to coast into the role of smartest son to the president of the United Stat…