Realtors warn that if housing market collapses everyone could one day afford house
TORONTO – After a nearly 30% decline in value, realtors across Toronto are concerned that if the market continues to falter someday in the near future everyone could afford a house. “I don’…
Former Conservative leadership candidate Tub of Margarine renounces Rebel Media
MELVILLE, SK – Former Conservative Party Leadership candidate and Tory MP-hopeful Tub of Margarine is distancing itself from Ezra Levant’s Rebel Media. The container filled with refined veg…
Single woman spends afternoon daydreaming about her ideal future sandwich
Victoria, BC – In the hours preceding dinnertime today, single career-woman, Kathy Maxwell, let down her hair and got lost in a daydream about her ideal future sandwich. “Don’t get me wrong…
Pinky toe deserts sandal for better life
EDMONTON – In a last ditch attempt at freedom, the pinky toe of Emilie Licea made a run for it to avoid spending the remainder of the summer strangled by the thin leather strap of a sandal.…
After years of race-baiting rhetoric and Islamophobia, I was beginning to suspect the Rebel might be racist
BY: BRIAN LILLEY, REBEL MEDIA CO-FOUNDER When I first co-founded the Rebel with Ezra Levant, I wanted to carry on the legacy of Sun News – you know, denying climate change, calling for the …
REPORT: If you die in an Escape Room, you die in real life
VANCOUVER – Casting a dark shadow on a favoured millennial pastime, the Intergovernmental Panel on Escape Rooms released a shocking report today that states in no uncertain terms, if you di…
Canada holds nationwide beauty pageant to find most effective NAFTA negotiator
OTTAWA – In preparation for the upcoming round of NAFTA renegotiation talks, Canada is searching for the most effective possible negotiator through a nationwide beauty pageant. “We consider…
Hamilton Tiger-Cats lose in practice match against training equipment
HAMILTON – The struggling Hamilton Tiger-Cats was dealt another blow after losing a practice match to their training equipment by a score of 2-0. Many believed that the Ti-Cats (0-7) would …
Quebec Maître D’ stunned as enigmatic tourist greets him in his native tongue
MONTREAL — Jon Dubois, maître d’ of Montreal restaurant Le Poirier, reported feeling shocked earlier this week when an charming yet mysterious woman–who had clearly travelled from a f…
BRT: Trojan Beaver
Why won’t Canada accept a friendly gift from Russia?…
