George R.R. Martin stoked to find out how Game of Thrones ends
NEW MEXICO – In a statement given to reporters ahead of the seventh season finale of hit HBO show Game of Thrones, George R. R. Martin (author of the unfinished book series it is based upon…
Vacation that was 90% eating best two weeks of couple’s relationship
BERMUDA – Reports late last night confirm that the two-week cruise taken by Calgary couple Kyle and Maria Thompson which consisted almost entirely of eating was “the best two weeks of our l…
86% of August e-mail traffic just duelling Out-Of-Office messages
TORONTO – Statistics Canada reported today that roughly 9 out of 10 emails sent during August were out of office messages. Out-Of-Office-Traffic (OOOT) spikes are expected in summer as workers fo…
Interracial couple so pleased you interrupted their dinner to call them beautiful
OTTAWA — Following a pleasant date night at their favourite local restaurant, interracial couple Scott Walters and Tara Miller wanted to say how delighted they are that you interrupted their dinn…
You’re Jason Kenney. Can you find an excuse to get out of going to Calgary Pride?
Can you get out of going to Pride?…
Guide To: St.John’s
Thinking of visiting the one Canadian city where people drink a lot?…
Parenting Win! This dad waited until his son was in the car to yell at him for missing a penalty shot
Make sure you have some Kleenex ready because this story of fatherly love is sure to get the tear ducts working overtime. While we’ve all wanted to scream at our child in front of strangers, Gord…
Mike Duffy sues Senate for 8 million, submits expense claim for another 2
OTTAWA – According to court records, Senator Mike Duffy is suing the Senate for $8 million in general damages, loss of income and punitive damages arising from the criminal accusations over…
The new Omar Khadr? Libs HONOUR this man for killing US soldiers
Disgraceful. That’s the only word to use when the Liberal government of Justin Trudeau pays out millions to build statues of a man guilty of murdering US servicemen. Isaac Brock, a self-described…
LIFEHACK: 9 thing you can use as an ashtray instead of tossing your butts into my backyard, Dave!
Whether you’re smoking out on your porch while having a drink with your buddies or just having a drag before hopping in your car, you’ll need a place to put those cigarette butts, preferably in a…
