How long will Zimbabwe have to wait for its first female maniacal despot?
By: Rebecca Birch, President of the International Society for Enfranchisement of Women Dictators For a beautiful fleeting moment after Robert Mugabe announced plans to step down, and before he wa…
Whiteout conditions experienced in Montreal mayor’s cabinet
MONTREAL – Montreal is experiencing whiteout conditions at Mayor Valérie Plante’s executive committee causing visibility problems for 30% of the city’s population. Meteorologists say …
FCC releases plan to dismantle Net NeutraliFOR MORE INFO PLEASE UPGRADE TO PLATINUM TIER BROADBAND
WASHINGTON D.C. — Federal regulators have released a plan to scrap Obama-era rules requiring internet service providerYOU HAVE REACHED YOUR MONTHLY 50mb LIMIT OF FREE-SURFING DATA — P…
Hollywood announces all-white remake of that Japanese show where they fall down the stairs
HOLLYWOOD, CA – Less than two days after a Japanese game show where people fall down a greased-up staircase took the internet by storm, Variety has reported that a big-budget Hollywood adap…
Man who brought TTC into the 20th century resigns
TORONTO – Addressing a crowd of reporters, Andy Byford, the man who worked tirelessly for the last five years to bring the Toronto Transit Commission into the twentieth century made public …
Lena Dunham under fire for defending Lena Dunham
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Pardoned turkey revealed to have ties to Trump Campaign, Russia
WASHINGTON DC — As president Donald Trump observes the White House Thanksgiving tradition of pardoning a turkey, investigators have revealed that the poultry will also be pardoned for helpi…
Whitehorse grandfather from 2075 regales grandchildren about surviving with only 2 Starbucks locations
GREATER WHISTLE BEND AREA – An 88-year-old grandfather recounted another harrowing tale of survival when the fledgling Yukon capital only had a mere two Starbucks locations. “Back in my day…
Justin Trudeau voted 3rd best Prime Minister named Trudeau
OTTAWA – Two years into his term as leader of Canada, a new study has revealed that Canadians perceive Justin Trudeau to be the third-best Prime Minister named Trudeau in the nation’s histo…
Woman who actually finishes screenplay in coffee shop immediately spills coffee on laptop
VANCOUVER- For the first time in coffee shop history, a local woman, Sandra Carins, 26, actually completed a screenplay, one she had been working on for the past six years, only to immediately kn…
