5 trendy Alberta attractions that are giving parasitic fungus zombie apocalypse vibes

CALGARY, AB – Can’t get enough of HBO’s The Last of Us? Then strap a kid you just met into a pickup truck you inherited from a sweet gay couple, because it’s time to head on west. Dubbed by…

Local dryer really making a meal out of this “Your laundry is done” jingle

Basement, Toronto – Your new Maytag washing machine has spent the last 2 minutes playing a longer than necessary tune to alert you that the laundry is done.  “It really could have just been…

Disney announces live-action reboot of Walt Disney

BURBANK, CA – The Walt Disney Company has revealed plans to add to the recent re-imagining of their old, familiar properties with a live-action reboot of founder, Walt Disney. “Walt is a person w…

DeSantis denounces woke soap companies that encourage consumers to “apply liberally”

TALLAHASSEE, FL. ― In an interview this week, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis took aim at the tyrannical sellers of hygiene and personal care products who routinely attempt to convert people to lib…

5 Ways to celebrate International Women’s Day that aren’t having bodily autonomy

Treat yourself to a walk outside Spring has sprung, and getting outside is great for your mental health, and in most places you can still do it without someone stopping you to demand your last me…

‘The Last of Us’ TV show explores horrifying future where last of mankind is forced to live in Alberta

Leduc, AB – Fans and critics alike have offered praise for the new HBO series ‘The Last of Us’, saying the show gives a terrifying glimpse into a dystopian, post-apocalyptic future where th…

Historians trace society’s collapse to time Swiss Chalet dropped Toblerone from Festive Special

TORONTO – Researchers at the University of Toronto have concluded that life in Canada and around the world began going downhill when Swiss Chalet replaced the Toblerone bar with Lindt choco…

GRWM: Influencer reveals easy 57-step $13,000 morning routine

VANCOUVER BC – In her now viral Get Ready With Me Video (GRWM), TikTok influencer Kat Cheng reveals her easy 57-step morning routine that only costs $13,000. Upon waking up at 5:00 AM,  Ms.…

City of Vancouver will no longer pay a living wage, affected employees encouraged to cut back on living

VANCOUVER – A majority of Vancouver’s city council has voted to rescind the city’s commitment to being a living wage employer and is recommending that city employees who will no longer be r…

Following thundersnow storm Toronto calls in army just in case

TORONTO – In the wake of Friday night’s uniquely meteorological event which saw both heavy snow as well as thunder and lightning, the city of Toronto has elected to once again call in the m…