Miguel Rivas reports on Canada Council for the Arts “innovative” new approach to funding Canadian artists.…
Surgeons successfully separate conjoined pancakes
HAMILTON – After a three hour procedure, surgeons at Hamilton General Hospital have successfully separated two conjoined pancakes. Natalie Gateman, who first delivered the stuck-at-the-seam…
Poll: Canada remains starkly divided over milk bags versus milk jugs
OTTAWA – A new Angus-Reid poll released today has shown more Canadians are sharply divided on regional grounds over what type of milk containers they use. 96% of Canadians who live in Ontar…
Guide To: Canada’s Parliament
Canada’s Parliament. More than just a building where MPs gather to practice their ‘shame’ chants. In this Beaverton digital exclusive, we simplify things.…
Outrage at French-speaking housing project called ‘Quebec’
MONTREAL – Property developers are continuing to move forward with a controversial French-speaking housing project called “The Province of Quebec” despite concerns over ghettoization and th…
Foxy Girl Vodka Tampons promise to revolutionize Girl’s Night Out
You work hard, and now you can play just as hard with a new product that packs the punch of three vodka shots in one convenient vaginal sip.…
Don Cherry’s Rock ’em Sock ’em 5 added to Doomsday Vault
Spitsbergen, Norway – The Svalbard Global Seed Vault in the remote Arctic archipelago of Spitsbergen will be adding 10 VHS copies of Don Cherry’s Rock ‘em Sock ‘em 5 to safeguard against ca…
Justin Trudeau apologizes to indigenous peoples for the mistreatment they will suffer for the next 150 years
In a brave and compassionate maneuver Canada’s Prime Minister finally apologized to first nations peoples for all the terrible things the government of Canada will soon be doing to t…
Conservative Party Leadership Profile: Brad Trost
Name Brad Trost Background While his precise birth date is unknown, archaeologists have determined Trost was born sometime around 1095 AD at the beginning of the Crusades. He studied geophysics a…
5 war atrocities only 90s kids remember
In this Beavfeed segment Emma and Miguel take 90s kids back to their glory days, when neon colours dominated the playgrounds, and ethnic cleansing was nearly as popular as the Spice Girls.…
