Samuel Smith, Author at The Beaverton - Page 3 of 9

“I’ll remember where this receipt is” lies man

EDMONTON — “I’ll remember where I put this receipt in case I need to use the warranty on my new phone,” lied local man Aaron Hayes to himself this morning. “This was an expensive purchase, so I w…

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Dumbest man you know doing pretty well these days

OTTAWA — College friend Brandon Ward, a man you know to be dumb as bricks, is reportedly doing pretty well these days. According to sources which include Facebook, the Facebook app, and your frie…

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