OTTAWA – The Greens, Conservatives and NDP are taking advantage of the media storm surrounding Justin Trudeau’s blackface and brownface scandal to release all of the skeletons from th…
Liberals’ first-time home buyer plan will create fake hauntings to drive down prices
VICTORIA – The Liberals have kicked off their re-election campaign with a promise to help Canada’s first-time home buyers by convincing existing home owners that their houses are haunted. “…
Disturbed by report he read in grocery store, Andrew Scheer demands Trudeau not allow the lizard people into Canada
OTTAWA – After reading a shocking article while waiting in line at the grocery store, Conservative leader Andrew Scheer is blasting Prime Minister Justin Trudeau for potentially allowing a …
Municipalities warn we’re about to enter peak sewer clown season
KAMLOOPS, BC – As the beginning of autumn arrives, small towns are warning that September marks the beginning of sewer clown season and citizens should be on alert to avoid encountering the…
Solar panel spill releases almost 1000000 lumens of sunlight into environment
BROOKS, AB – A large solar farm in Brooks has experienced a massive accidental spill, releasing an unprecedented amount of daylight into an area encompassing several square kilometers aroun…
Andrew Scheer: “The only reason I never attend Pride is because I’m always trapped under overturned tractors”
OTTAWA – Conservative leader Andrew Scheer is defending himself against the charge that he purposely avoids attending Pride, stating that the only reason he does not attend these parades an…
Canadian government deeply concerned fires destroying Amazon rainforest might singe Canadian mines
OTTAWA – Following troubling reports of the massive, environmentally devastating fires currently tearing through the Amazon, the Trudeau government is expressing deep concern that the fires…
Trump loses interest in buying Greenland after learning it isn’t a money-themed amusement park
WASHINGTON, DC – Following reports that US President Donald Trump has made numerous inquiries into buying Greenland, several White House staffers have revealed Trump’s initially keen intere…
Woman’s Postmedia boycott fails when she discovers she’s a subsidiary of Postmedia
VANCOUVER – Gretchen Jones knew boycotting Canada’s largest newspaper company wouldn’t be easy given its monopolistic hold on Canada’s print media, but she didn’t realize how difficult it w…
B.C. government says millions in subsidies necessary to prevent fracking industry from packing up natural gas deposits and leaving
VICTORIA – Responding to a report finding the B.C. provincial government gave $663 million in subsidies to natural gas producers last year, Premier John Horgan is adamant that these subsidi…
