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Alberta Premier Marlaina Smith bans kids from going by their preferred name

EDMONTON – Alberta Premier Marlaina Smith has announced that Trans kids under the age of 15 will not be allowed to use the name of their choosing without parental consent. “Demanding …

Read the curriculum for Jordan Peterson’s court ordered social media training

Jordan Peterson has once again lost his appeal of the College Of Psychologists’ Order that he take mandatory social media training or risk losing his license for making degrading statements…

Doug Ford moves Ontario’s Legislative Assembly to the back of a Costco

TORONTO – Carrying on with his party’s plan to make every government office operate out of an American chain store, Ontario Premier Doug Ford has announced that provincial parliament …

Fake hockey fan able to enjoy his team signing good players without conducting armchair salary cap analysis

TORONTO – After his team signed one of their best players to a long term contract extension, casual fan Matt Christenson celebrated without even performing his own detailed analysis of how …

Pierre Poilievre describes more jobs

After Pierre Poilievre described an electrician as someone who “captures lightning from the sky and runs it through a copper wire to illuminate this room and light up the world” we sa…

Canadian Politicians New Year’s Resolutions

We asked the biggest names in Canadian politics what they hope to accomplish in the new year. Here is what they had to say:…

“Counting games in hand we’re only the 2nd worst team in the East,” says Sens fan who picked them to make Conference Finals

OTTAWA – Having earned only 22 points the Ottawa Senators are last in the eastern conference standings. But given their games in hand they’re actually only second worst, as Sens fans …