TORONTO – Since Kathleen Wynne’s program providing free prescription drugs for Ontarians aged twenty-four and under launched this month, the province has reported a sharp increase in fake ID purc…
Report: Baby at Women’s March a better feminist than you’ll ever be
TORONTO – Thousands of angry women, badass non-binary people, and apologetic men took to the streets on Saturday for the second annual Women’s March. People from all walks of life were in attenda…
5 ways to avoid being accused of sexual harassment that are just ‘don’t commit sexual harassment’
It’s a scary time to be a sexual predator. The ongoing wave of firings and resignations has left many men wondering “am I next?” Here’s a few handy tips that will ensure you stay clear of righteo…
Andrew Scheer proves he’s a regular guy by seeking credit for doing the bare minimum
OTTAWA – Conservative Leader Andrew Scheer proved he truly is a man of the people last week when he took the absolute minimum required action to remove Senator Lynn Beyak from the Conservative ca…
Five questions white people ask when they don’t want to say ‘what race are you?’
Ethnicity is a complicated and deeply personal matter, so naturally it’s one of the first things strangers want to know about you. If you’re ethnically ambiguous, here’s a few of the well-meaning…
Quebec asks store clerks to punch English-speakers in the face repeatedly
Quebec City – The provincial legislature of Quebec has unanimously passed a motion encouraging retail workers to promote the use of French by punching English-speaking customers in the face…
Justin Trudeau voted 3rd best Prime Minister named Trudeau
OTTAWA – Two years into his term as leader of Canada, a new study has revealed that Canadians perceive Justin Trudeau to be the third-best Prime Minister named Trudeau in the nation’s histo…
Teacher strike ‘great experience’ for Ontario college students taking Labour Studies
TORONTO – As the Ontario college faculty strike approaches the one-month mark, students enrolled in Labour Studies programs continue to experience what many colleges are calling a “bonus co-op pl…
TV series you watched every single episode of in one night just okay
YOUR LIVING ROOM – After watching all three seasons of that new Netflix show in a single sitting, you got up from your nest of blankets, crumbs, and pillows that you rage-screamed into — an…
Elizabeth May to go as ‘major party leader’ for Halloween
OTTAWA – Green Party leader Elizabeth May has announced that she plans to get into the Halloween spirit by dressing up as a “major party leader” this October 31st. “Halloween is a chance to…