You’re a knowledgeable, well-informed individual versed in the ways of the world. Which of these equally important subjects do you know more about, the conflict in Yemen which has displaced more …
Canada doesn’t care about being left out of NAFTA talks, has cooler, more fun trade negotiation to go to anyway
OTTAWA – Foreign Affairs Minister Chrystia Freeland issued an official statement today that Canada is in no way threatened by the successful bilateral negotiations between the US and Mexico…
Report: 6 out of 10 school children will be sucked into an arcade game and forced to compete for survival
OTTAWA – A recent national study found that 60% of Canadian students will be sucked into a dusty arcade machine and forced to desperately fight for their lives in an alternate video game di…
Quiz: Should you go Camping, Glamping, or Jamping, a term I just made up and will gradually define over the quiz?
Everybody likes to enjoy the great outdoors. Some like to rough it while camping. Some like to enjoy the high scale comforts of glamping. Some like jamping, a word designed to fit the structure o…
Financial planner recommends having more money
HALIFAX – Financial planner Marlene Singh has earnestly told her clients that, in order to be financially secure, they should have a lot more money. “In my professional opinion, I can not s…
Meditation class helps local man be present in the shitty, shitty moment
Salmon Arm, BC – Local resident Tobias Efinggs is praising a recent mediation course as truly helping him to be more mindful and live in the terrible, awful present. “I used to spend my tim…
Black & Decker invents new leaf blower that works at times other than 6:30AM
TORONTO – In a technological breakthrough that is set to revolutionize the landscaping industry, scientists at Black and Decker have invented a leaf blower that is able to be operated after…
Trump wondering how long he has to wait before offering Papa John cabinet position
WASHINGTON, D.C.- Sources within the Trump administration are reporting that the president has asked many of his top aides how long he has to pretend that he is not going to offer recently resign…
Study: Anglo Canadian culture revealed just to be a series of brand loyalties
Hamilton, ON- A decade long study at McMaster University has found what many anthropologists have long suspected: that the sole feature of Anglo Canadian culture is identifying with certain brand…
Aging Canada tells everyone it’s turning 150 again
OTTAWA – Leading up to its July 1st birthday, Canada has been telling people that it is turning 150 for a second year in a row out of fear that it will be thought of as “that gross old coun…